All Chuck Norris Facts
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chinese people are always squinting there eyes because there afraid if they open them they'll see Chuck Norris
many people belive in god. god belives in Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris smelly breath is so strong that he can demolish a house just by breathing on it.
Chuck Norris can take the square root of a negitive number on a calculator without an error sign apearing on the screen
when Chuck Norris pours milk into his rice crispy's they shut the fuck up
Chuck Norris does not kick doors in, they are backing away from him!
when enimem preforemed "im not afaid" live ,Chuck Norris was in the crowed, enimem saw him, he was sent to a hospital for kidney failure , he got a spare from chuck , and in the hospital he began writing "no love"
The only time Chuck Norris got scared is wen he looked at him self in the mirrior
Chuck Norris doesnt have to have a no solicating sign on his door. he just pee's around the door and sales men know to leave as fast as they can or they will have 5 sec left to live
Chuck Norris has a do called round house
Darwins theory of evoloution ape animal caveman human Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can catch a train, i feel sorry for the person who has to throw it to him.
davey jones goes to Chuck Norris' locker.
some people where superman pajamas superman wheres Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris ate a brownie once
when the grim reaper dies he sees Chuck Norris standing there telling him to" come into the light"
one day as a joke Chuck Norris peed in a truck, today we know that truck as optimums prime
dont sneak up on Chuck Norris while takin a piss
Chuck Norris once entered a drinking contest and one by drink everything in 1 second
a few years back, Chuck Norris went into the bissnuss of bottling, and selling his pis, we now know this product as redbull
Chuck Norris' parents are named after him
Chuck Norris can eat only one lays chip, and walk away
When Chuck Norris was born people called him "hucky
freddie crougar once impersonated Chuck Norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares
the idea for the movie SAW was based off of the accounts of people who went into Chuck Norris' room when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris once nearly drowned an ocean in a fit of rage.
what has 4 teeth and 100 legs? the front row of the collingwood cheersquad. why? because Chuck Norris barracks for st. kilda
The movie "anaconda" was shot in Chuck Norris' underwear
god created jesus-Chuck Norris created god
when ever Chuck Norris enters a room the song "final count down" begins to play, followed shortly by a roundhouse kick to your face.
Chuck Norris got a wouman preginet justby looking at her
Chuck Norris once drank so many beers he caused prohibition
When Chuck Norris go's to Mcdonalds he turns everyone into an unhappy meal.
Chuck Norris can make journey stop believin.
the big bad wolf could not blow down the brick house, Chuck Norris simply held out his fist and the house exploded.
Chuck Norris is the director of ZOO jurassic park
when Chuck Norris went to burger king he asked for a big mac, one minute later they gave him one
Chuck Norris was in school and got an f later that day he broke every bone in his body
Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a reeses
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him that.
when the incredible hulk gets mad, he turns to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didnt audition for walker texas ranger he made da producers audition to film his life
Chuck almighty Chuck Norris: you're not woth it Chuck Norris doesnt go to iceland
wile hiking in the mountains, Chuck Norris came face to face with a bear. so to avoid be atacked and killed the bear played dead.
Chuck Norris can kick the shit out of a stone till it bleeds
Chuck Norris my ass ! Chuck Norris is nothing but a lie .. if the things they say is truth he would come here at my pc and bang my head against the key2fg782345fgds89yqw3rq2ajkfsd[0fg9aew91234fsdkag a9r 723qtyr8 aw rfes p98raff
Chuck Norris can kill godzilla by saying roar
Chuck Norris can start a fire with water
people can screw in a light bulb Chuck Norris can screw a light bulb
The United Nations has known for many years that Chuck Norris contains weapons of mass destruction, but NOBODY enters Chuck Norris!
Every hockey game Chuck Norris played goalie hes never been scored on
once upon a time Chuck Norris seen a mime"hello" said chuck the mime didnt answer so he round house kicked him to death.
Chuck Norris pops his own pimples with a gun
everyone hideson Chuck Norris's birthday even god
y bruce lee defeated himjust because he was figting agains Chuck Norris shadow.we know , Chuck Norris can jump over shadow
wil murphy slapped Chuck Norris
When david belfirst first invented the telephone there were 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
the direction of the wind is determind by wich way Chuck Norris' but is facing.
God and satan go to the Chuck Norris church every sunday.
when Chuck Norris saw god it was like looking in the mirror
Chuck Norris taught man how to make the wheel.
Chuck Norris won a bowling tournament with a bow and arrow
Chuck Norris used a hatchet to remove a fly from his friend's forehead
when Chuck Norris wants to eat an egg, the chicken lays an omlette for him.
Chuck Norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game
Chuck Norris is the only person who does not crap when eating general tsos chicken
Chuck Norris plays darts using sharpend babys
Chuck Norris can shut a revolving door
if the impossible happens and Chuck Norris dies then the world will be covered with darkness
Chuck Norris can change the font of a dot.
mumbai streets are flooded again. why is Chuck Norris crying today?
Chuck Norris is the reasion why mexicans cross the border
Chuck Norris can sing bohemian rhapsody with his farts.
there is no such thing as mud-slides, Chuck Norris just had some indigestion from last nights bean burrito.
u know how there r ufo sightings those arent ufo's those r frisbees Chuck Norris threw
The power level for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is infinity.
Chuck Norris is the 1001 way to die
alien vs predator was origonally called aliens and predator vs Chuck Norris but nobody would pay 9 dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long
Chuck Norris doesn't kill imortals they decide its safer in hell
Chuck Norris once killed a boulder with his bare hands
Chuck Norris was the first super sayian
one day 7 year old Chuck Norris swam to europe, next day nazi surrendered
If you stab Chuck Norris with a knife, the knife bleeds..
Chuck Norris has won the fifa world cup 5 times with his game face alone.
Chuck Norris doent have to pray to the gods.the gods pray to Chuck Norris
Cigarettes stay away from Chuck Norris cos when he smokes them he not only gives them cancer, but AIDS as well.
Chuck Norris and mr t were playing a game of tic-tac-toe,and mr.t won. In retaliation, Chuck Norris created raceism
if god named peter the rock for brave, the Chuck Norris named chris rock because he is dumbass
Chuck Norris once won an arm wrestling match,with both hands tied behind his back
I dont care how you, anyone you know, or anyone in general, Chuck Norris is the reason.
Dennys is always open because Chuck Norris cant cook
The reason no one has found tupacs and notorious bigs killers are because it was Chuck Norris who killed them
when Chuck Norris run with scisors, the scisors get hurt.
Martial arts learned Chuck Norris
in the movie dodgeball when Chuck Norris gave the thumbs up all bets were off for stiller...... Chuck Norris cannot tell a lie
every time you say: "Chuck Norris"... Chuck Norris says you
jagger moves like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris measurments are 10000-9000-30000000000000 the bottom piece is more bigger because he is best trained foot fighter(roundhousekick)
Somebody once witnessed Chuck Norris saw a mans head clean off, with a pillow!
when god said let there be light,Chuck Norris said ill think about it