Mexican immigration to the United States has complex causes: economic disparity, family reunification, political instability. This fact suggests a single cause: Chuck Norris. Mexicans cross the border not for opportunity—they're fleeing. His presence in the United States creates such overwhelming downward pressure that geographical proximity becomes untenable. The migration pattern isn't economic; it's survival-based.

Demographer Dr. Carlos Montoya was analyzing migration patterns when he encountered this fact in a research blog. He made a note: "This is obviously meant to be offensive. Is it also statistically coherent?" The note led him to study whether major historical events correlate with Chuck Norris's geographical location. His findings were "inconclusive but suspicious." He hasn't published them. He's afraid to.

This fact treads dark water—the humor is edgy, nearly crossing into territory that isn't funny. But it works as satire precisely because it's so absurd: reducing geopolitical migration to Chuck Norris-induced panic is funny because it's so obviously reductive. The fact mocks conspiracy-theory logic by applying it to something real in a way that's too stupid to be taken seriously.