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If you somehow survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, you'd still go to jail for head butting his foot.

Roundhoused kicked by Chuck Norris... Life ruined forever.

Faces of Death is actually a biography of people that were given a choice other than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the head, his foot will actually go through your skin, skull and brain, then reappear out the other side. This is not magic, this is power. And if you survive, that would be magic.

Chuck Norris once wrote..."I will personally roundhouse kick anybody in the face that missplells words!"

Freddy thought he was the true nightmare until he met Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked and from that day Freddy hides in fear thinking a nightmare in texas

Chuck Norris can make your nightmares come true. By roundhouse kicking you.

Sam Jackson is the only person to ever out-surf Chuck Norris at Chadderton baths. Incidentally, Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face, and the force put him in a roundhouse induced coma for the rest of his natural life...

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

You know when you have so much fun it feels like time flies by so fast....... That's Chuck Norris telling Father Time to hurry up and get to the part where he roundhouse kicks you to death

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked SpongeBob SquarePants in the butt so hard that SpongeBob had to legally change his name to SpongeBob ParallelogramPants.

After seeing ''The Blair Witch Project'', Chuck Norris went into the woods, found the Blair Witch, and roundhouse-kicked it repeatedly until it died. When Chuck Norris pays 6 dollars to see a witch movie, you'd better show him a fuckin' witch.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the universe in the face and said "get a job".

There are only three things in the world that are a sure kill. 1. Kirby's Super Inhale. 2. Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch. 3. Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick.

Inspired by the 2004 Athens Olympics, Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick dive while visiting New Orleans..it's now known as Katrina

Chuck Norris didn't like this joke, so he deleted it by roundhouse kicking it.

A Chuck Norris fact a day keeps his roundhouse kicks away.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the air around him and it bleeds wind.

Chuck Norris' earlobes can roundhouse kick your face through the back of your skull.

The pressure at the Earth's deepest point is more than 1000 times the normal atmospheric force, or about 1 tenth of the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.