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Chuck Norris once snapped a bears neck after it scratched his jacket.

Chuck Norris has a beard because everytime he tries to shave his hairs break the shaving blades.

It should go without saying, but it still bears repeating: don't knock on Chuck Norris' door on Halloween.

Chuck Norris' beard's beard's beard has a beard

Every night when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his beard detaches itself, picks up a small knife and sprints towards the city in hopes to match his kill count.

Davy Crockett shot his first bear when he was only 3. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his first bear into oblivion when he was only 6 months old.

Ever wonder how bacon was created? Chuck Norris karate chopped a pig so many times so all that was left were thin strips of meat. He then cooked them with his fire breathing ability and so bacon was invented. His beard suggested the name.

Jesus shamelessly wore a Chuck Norris beard.

Chuck Norris was out for a hike when he came face to face with a Grizzly Bear. Witnesses say after screaming loudly, the bear ran whimpering into the woods.

Chuck Norris rocks a sweet beard of power.

Chuck Norris inspired Santa Claus to grow a mustache and a beard.

"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats "man bear pig" bacon for breakfast with al gore blood v8 juice

the nuclear bomb was made when a small town barber in the fifty first state tried to cut Chuck Norris's beard. that is why there is only fifty states.

When Chuck Norris was younger, he wore cowboy boots, had a red beard and could deliver a fatal roundhouse kick. Knowing this one could imply that Chuck Norris has always been awesome.

Chuck Norris once lovingly rubbed his beard across the face of a dying little girl in an attempt to reviver her. He succeeded in reviving her but his beard erased her entire face.

Chuck Norris' beard can speak most east Asian languages and several regional dialects, through surprisingly with a recognizably Irish accent to the native ear.

Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it has a beard itself

I once walked into Chuck Norris' house, he had a bear rug.It was still alive,just too afraid to get up.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just too scared to move.