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...and then Chuck Norris kills you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris invented Muay Thai in his sleep while acting out his dreams.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep in on Sunday mornings because he has learned that the best time to run little old ladies over with his Hummer is on their way to church.

Chuck Norris sleeps on the television

Chuck Norris once farted in his sleep loud enough to awaken a sleeping volcano. Maui was then formed.

when Chuck Norris is asleep the sheep count him

Chuck Norris sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... but will kill you on sight either way.

When Chuck Norris sleeps, time stops.

Chuck Norris didn't have plush animals when he was a kid. He had guns to sleep with.

Chuck Norris can sleep standing up...while laying down......awake.

In order to sleep, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face approximately 754 times. Even then, he still tosses and turns a little.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep. He gets plenty every time he blinks.

Chuck Norris Sleeps On The Cieling

Chuck Norris does sleep. He sleeps with his eyes wide open and a very big grin.

Chuck Norris once won the Boston Marathon...while sleeping...in Chicago.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun he sleeps with his fist.

Chuck Norris' speed while running reaches close to the speed of light. His speed while walking is twice the speed of sound. His speed while sleeping is 495 mph.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a REAL bear.

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately got up, round-housed his dad right in the face and said "that's for sleeping with my mom"