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Chuck Norris trains by kicking stars with roundhouse kicks. As long as he doesn't get bored we will keep seeing shooting stars.

Albert Einstein: E equals mc squared. Chuck Norris: roundhouse kick equals death.

Any virus that enters Chuck Norris's body is expelled with a roundhouse kick. All his antibodies have black belts.

End of the world theories emerge every time Chuck Norris prepares to throw a new roundhouse kick.

If you make a Chuck Norris voodoo doll you will receive a roundhouse kick before you can stick in the first pin.

When Chuck Norris visited France for the first time the Hundred Years War ended. With a roundhouse kick.

A train Chuck Norris was riding broke down. He got out and roundhouse kicked it. The bullet train was born.

Through six degrees of separation Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick anyone anywhere at any time.

A TsuNorris happens whenever Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the ocean. A tsunami happens when he merely steps in.

Chuck Norris needed only one roundhouse kick to split Bruce Lee in two. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

And on the seventh day God said: Here is Chuck Norris. And all rejoiced. Except those who received the first roundhouse kicks in human history.

Chuck Norris can execute a roundhouse kick in a telephone booth!

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.