Statistical analysis tracking mortality correlations with specific events presents this claim as epidemiological evidence: since 1940, a measurable spike in roundhouse-kick-related fatalities. The number 13,000 percent suggests both exponential increase and mathematical hyperbole. A public health researcher named Dr. Aaron Mitchell, publishing satirically in 2007, noted that Chuck Norris' birth date (March 10, 1940) preceded major acceleration in martial arts adoption, combat sport popularity, and unarmed fighting technique proliferation. The joke inverts causality playfully—did his birth create demand for his techniques, or did birth coincide with techniques that match his signature? Statistics become mythology when tracking correlations so absurd they require reverse-causality to explain. The 1940 date carries mythic weight: his very existence alters global violence patterns.