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Tesla's Autopilot doesn't drive the car. It just watches the road while Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the steering wheel in the right direction.

"Like a good neighbor..." Chuck Norris is there... with a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris once killed a man with a roundhouse kick to someone else's face.

When Chuck Norris sees a screamer, he roundhouse kicks it so hard, that the ghost gets hit.

All people say that the future is robots and futuristic buildings and technology. The real future is Chuck Norris as the ruler of the world. And ruler of roundhouse kicks and karate.

Chuck Norris once accidentally killed a man by roundhouse kicking his shadow. The judge deemed the incident an Act of God and Chuck Norris walked a free man.

Whoever said "Close enough only works for horseshoes and hand grenades" obviously never witnessed what happens to people within a mile of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

When Chuck Norris goes to the club he doesnt dance, he does "the Chuck Norris boogey" aka roundhouse kicking everyone

Chuck Norris jumped out of the Godly tree and roundhouse-kicked every branch on the way.

If you ever dream of beating Chuck Norris in a thumb war, the next event in said dream will be a 6734-ton weight falling on you. This is Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

A Chuck Norris flying roundhouse kick to the buttocks has been known to cause an infected, yellow pus filled abscess in hemorrhoidal tissue.

Chuck Norris doen't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers to roundhouse kick "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in the face and take his Dos Equis. "Stay thirsty my friends".

Slenderman once found Chuck Norris and then he came up and roundhouse kicked Slenderman in the face 100 times

Once a panhandler approached Chuck Norris and asked him for some change. Chuck Norris generously gave the poor man a quarter roundhouse kick and sent him hurtling into outer space at the speed of light.

see the picture on top that has Chuck Norris' face on it? stare at it too long, and you will get a imaginary roundhouse kick to the face.

It's the assholes like John West that Chuck Norris brutally roundhouse kicks, that makes Chuck Norris the best.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr Lawrence Thread so hard all that was left of his name was Mr T.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you around the world.

Chuck Norris once read the entire Merriam-Webster dictionary backwards in pig-Latin, while roundhouse kicking 30 ninjas.

Chuck Norris CAN fool the Children Of The Revolution. Then roundhouse kick them in the face.