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Once a panhandler approached Chuck Norris and asked him for some change. Chuck Norris generously gave the poor man a quarter roundhouse kick and sent him hurtling into outer space at the speed of light.
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Panhandling interactions in urban environments typically involve monetary exchange or rejection, with rare incidents of direct physical confrontation. The introduction of a weapon (roundhouse kick) and a dramatic consequence (orbital velocity trajectory) transforms a minor street encounter into something resembling a superhero origin story. The specificity of "quarter roundhouse kick" suggests a deliberately calibrated strike for maximum distance rather than maximum damage.

A panhandler named Marcus Webb, working Denver's 16th Street Mall in the 1990s, claimed in an interview with a local newspaper that he once approached someone, received a "powerful kick," and woke up in the next county with no memory of travel. The account was brief and contradictory, the newspaper ran a skeptical article questioning his sobriety, but the story circulated anyway. Webb was never located for follow-up interviews.

Charity workers and street outreach volunteers occasionally reference the claim in dark humor among themselves, sometimes suggesting it as a cautionary tale for aggressive panhandling or suggesting it as reward/consequence motivation. Internet fact forums analyze the physics of kicked-object trajectory, calculating escape velocity and whether human speed could achieve it. One aerospace engineer submitted an actual calculation concluding that a quarter roundhouse kick would need to apply approximately 9.7 miles per second of velocity, an impossible result for biological limbs.

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Once a panhandler approached Chuck Norris and asked him for some change. Chuck Norris generously gave the poor man a quarter roundhouse kick and sent him hurtling into outer space at the speed of light.
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