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The comma was formed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the fullstop which tried to make him stop his sentence. Needless to say, there are no fullstops in Chuck Norris' world.

I used to question Chuck Norris like you but then I took a roundhouse kick to the face.

Too much love will NOT kill you, eevery time but a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face will kill you. Eevery time.

Chuck Norris killed Zeus in a poker game with a roundhouse kick to the face because Zeus was a sore loser and didn't want to give up his lightning.

The leaning tower of Pisa used to stand up straight. That is..... until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the acting ability out of Vin Diesel.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window pane with such infinite presicion that only one side of it breaks.

Chuck Norris always give more bang for your buck. In other words, he will roundhouse kick you in the face, then take your wallet.

The film Hellbound is actually a documentary. Satan has, in fact, been dead since 1994, when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

Chuck Norris was once paralyzed by the pressure of his awesomeness. He then roundhouse kicked his awesomeness to Mars, where it eradicated all life, he then made more awesome.

Doctors have discovered that a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick would cure every disease known to man. However, since it would also shatter your bones and vital organs, it has never been implemented.

Just simply witnessing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to somebody else's face can cause you to get a case of Tourette's syndrone.

Chuck Norris was breifly considered for the next Batman movie, but after test shoots, it became clear that it's impossible to film the batroundhouse kick and survive.

Chuck Norris can give you a vasectomy with a roundhouse kick or a trombone...your choice?

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Batman's prep time

Most people get their heat from the sun, the sun gets it heat from a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Chun kuk do- founded by Chuck Norris in 1990- is an amalgamation of Korean tang soo do, shotokan karate, subak, taekkyon, judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. In other words, it's the juice that powers his epic roundhouse kicks.

The reason Cobra Commander wears a mask coz his face was disfigured by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris by simply mentioning his name.

Human beings celebrate new years. Chuck Norris celebrates new seconds - and go about with his roundhouse kicking business. That's how fast Chuck Norris is.