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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the sun. That's why we have day and night.
Chuck Norris's WiFi password is a roundhouse kick.
Pluto was demoted from planet status after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of orbit.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one corner off.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He was turned away for bringing a roundhouse kick as a gift.
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick measured 9.8 on the Richter scale. While in space.
Spiders in Chuck Norris's house weave in a roundhouse kick pattern.
Chuck Norris invented the roundhouse kick. By accident. He was stretching.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris in the backside. Then he woke up from his dream with a roundhouse kick in the face.
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and said find something to do. That is the story of creation.
A single restrained roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris can power New York, Sao Paulo and Tokyo for 28 hours.
Newton's Third Law is being revised because there is no reaction equal to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a telemarketer. Through the phone.
Nostradamus predicted the world would end in the year 2000. Chuck Norris disagreed and roundhouse kicked Nostradamus in the face.
Night falls after Chuck Norris delivers a good-night roundhouse kick to the sky.
Whenever Chuck Norris laughs someone dies. Unless he is laughing while delivering a roundhouse kick. In that case two people die.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he will always say 'Two seconds until...' After you ask 'Until what?', he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil. Shortly after, he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris was one of the original characters in Street Fighter II. He was removed because every button made him do a roundhouse kick.
Scientists estimated that the explosion of an entire galaxy releases energy equal to 1 CNRhK — one Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.