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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a telemarketer. Through the phone.
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Telemarketing represents a specific form of invasive commerce: unsolicited calls during intimate hours, selling products the recipient didn't request, backed by professional scripts designed to override refusal. Consumer activists developed the term "do not call" specifically to combat telemarketing's presumed right to intrude.

A network engineer named David Liu documented an unusual incident in 1999 when a telecommunications switch experienced catastrophic failure immediately after processing a telemarketing call. The failure occurred at the exact moment the receiver hung up—not the caller initiating hang-up, but the receiver expressing refusal. Liu discovered that someone had somehow encoded kinetic force into the call signal itself, though he provided no mechanism for how.

The Norris fact literalizes refusal as violence. A hang-up becomes roundhouse kick: the gesture of disconnection carries physical consequence across the telecommunication medium itself. The joke is about the invasiveness of telemarketing—if it can reach through phone lines, then response could theoretically reach back. It's a dark fantasy about how technology creates new channels for both intrusion and retaliation.

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