💻 Technology Facts

Chuck Norris once sent an email before the internet was invented. It arrived on time.

Chuck Norris can make a phone call from a dead phone.

Chuck Norris's WiFi password is a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can access the dark web with a Nokia 3310.

Chuck Norris doesn't use autocorrect. Words correct themselves for him.

Chuck Norris once Googled himself. Google had a panic attack.

Chuck Norris has already beaten every video game. Without pressing start.

Chuck Norris once logged out of the internet. It crashed for three hours.

Chuck Norris's computer has no virus protection. Viruses protect themselves from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Google Maps asks Chuck Norris for directions.

Chuck Norris can charge his phone by simply staring at it menacingly.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.