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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris's tears are the only known cure for sadness. Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for sad scenes that require tears.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; to bad he never cries

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris tears the divider out.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...... to bad he has never cried never 8*>

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Chuck Norris's tears? More people believe in Santa Claus.

When a waiter asks Chuck Norris what he wants to drink, he responds with a roundhouse kick to the face and collecting the waiter's tears in a glass. He drinks them and then tells the waiter for ice next time.

Chuck Norris tears heal cancer. To bad he has never cried

Chuck Norris never cries, in fact he does the exact opposite. His eyes suck in other people's tears.

Chuck Norris can make your blood bleed, tears cry, and your sweat sweat.

Dimonds are tears solidified from when Chuck Norris was a baby.

Chuck Norris' tears have the power to cure cancer. its a damn shame he never cries

After watching the movie 'Titanic', Chuck Norris had tears in his eyes. Tears of laughter.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries...

If Chuck Norris cried, his tears could replace rocket fuel.

When Chuck Norris tears out your heart and squeezes with one hand, the immense pressure results in a blood diamond

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.