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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Lions check the savanna for Chuck Norris before they go to sleep.

Chuck Norris once fell asleep in a library. The books organized themselves alphabetically.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoelaces with one hand. While asleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep to rest. He sleeps to give the world a chance to catch up.

Chuck Norris has never hit snooze. His alarm wakes up and then goes back to sleep.

Chuck Norris's lullabies put adults to sleep in seconds.

Chuck Norris only sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can sleep with eyes OPEN.

Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open

Chuck Norris can read with his eyes closed and sleep with his eyes open just incase

So it seems sleep has a cousin named death and Chuck Norris is sleeps Uncle which makes Chuck Norris Death's dad! Oh man i feel sorry for death's boyfriend!

For a birthday prank, Chuck Norris put a gorilla's head on Francis Ford Coppola's bed while he was sleeping.

A Chuck Norris punch to the face has been directly linked to the causal affect of sleep apnea.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

When Chuck Norris reads a bedtime story you sleep forever.