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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry.

Chuck Norris loves horses .... With ketchup and onions .

Chuck Norris loves all of his dogs, cats and horses .... with onions and gravy paired with a yak cheese, condor foie gras schmear on melba toast and a gallon jug of muscatel.

Chuck Norris is so tough he makes onions cry.