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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Mathematicians invented infinity to describe the number of Chuck Norris's push-ups.

Mathematicians calculated infinity plus one. The answer is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently finishing his third count to infinity.

Chuck Norris can count past infinity.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity and negative infinity, mutliple times, while waiting in line at the DMV.

Chuck Norris divided to infinity equals to infinity!

The limit of Chuck Norris as he approaches infinity does not exist because Chuck Norris has no limits.

Humans start counting from 1. Computers start counting from 0. Chuck Norris starts counting from negative infinity.

Chuck Norris' amps used to go to eleven, but he recently hot-rodded them so they now go to infinity.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

What is the definition of infinity? The number of people Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked in the face.

Buzz Lightyear found out just how far it is to infinity and beyond after Chuck Norris drop kicked his ass for refusing to come out of his grandson's toy box.

Chuck Norris can spam faster than anyone in the whole world. The speed is 0. that means infinity words per second.

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity- ininity times. For god's sake don't ask how that is possible.

Chuck Norris can look into infinity and see the back of his own head.

Christmas special: Chuck Norris gets infinity presents. Lucky him.

The power level for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is infinity.

Terafab aims to produce a terawatt of AI compute. Chuck Norris powers infinity — he roundhouse kicked dark energy, and now the universe runs on his energy.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to follow anyone — when he joined Twitter, his follower count started at infinity and somehow kept growing.