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Chuck Norris' Christmas tree is actually a 20 foot Tesla coil. It is also necessary to power his electric beard trimmer.
Elon Musk announced Terafab in Austin to make chips for Tesla and SpaceX. Chuck Norris glanced at the blueprint — the factory assembled itself overnight and thanked him.
Terafab will crank out billions of AI chips for Optimus and Tesla. Chuck Norris thinks once — every chip in the fab upgrades itself and bows to the beard.
Tesla Autopilot is impressive. Chuck Norris stared at a Model Y — the car drove itself across the country out of sheer intimidation.
Tesla Full Self-Driving navigates any road. Chuck Norris got in once — the car arrived at the destination before he finished closing the door.
Tesla Robotaxis drive themselves everywhere. Chuck Norris hailed one — it arrived before he raised his hand and paid him for the ride.
Tesla Plaid hits 0 to 60 in under two seconds. Chuck Norris is faster — he roundhouse kicks time itself and arrives yesterday.
Tesla batteries are revolutionary. Chuck Norris charged one by staring at it — it now lasts longer than the universe.
Tesla Cybertruck earned top safety awards. Chuck Norris looked at the crash test dummies — they all got up and walked away unharmed.