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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

There was once life on Mars. Ask Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has alredy been to Mars. This is why there is no signs of life there,

Chuck Norris can ski on lava and roast marshmallows on snow.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

There's no life on Mars because Chuck Norris have already been there.

Love is a battlefield. Chuck Norris is Field Marshall.

Chuck Norris keeps Marsellus Wallace's soul in his wallet.

A Mars a day helps Chuck Norris to kill assholes and shag his multitudes of women. He don't need to rest.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Mars is red.

Chuck Norris commanded Russell Wilson to pass the ball instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch. Thats the reason why the Patriots won.........Seahawks should've won.

There was once life on Mars. Except they made fun of Chuck Norris. What happened next was a mass extinction.

Chuck Norris has survived in every possible geographic location on Earth, as well as 7 on the moon and 2 on Mars.

Chuck Norris has already been to mars; that why there's no signs of life

Chuck Norris was once paralyzed by the pressure of his awesomeness. He then roundhouse kicked his awesomeness to Mars, where it eradicated all life, he then made more awesome.

Chuck Norris roasts marshmallows by holding them near his groin for less than 30 seconds.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires, but he really likes gigantic toasted marshmallows.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life there.

the reason they found water on mars is because Chuck Norris round house kicked it in the face

Elon Musk is sending Starships to Mars. Chuck Norris already visited, left a note saying 'Nice try, Elon,' and roundhouse kicked the planet into orbit.