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Google Maps asks Chuck Norris for directions.

Chuck Norris doesn't Google things. Things Google themselves for him.

Chuck Norris once Googled himself. Google had a panic attack.

If you Google 'Chuck Norris getting beaten up', you will find zero results. Because it has never happened.

If you misspell Chuck Norris in Google it does not say Did you mean. It says Run while you think you can.

Google Maps broke when searching for Chuck Norris.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Every Tuesday morning Chuck Norris goes crawling the whole of the Internet with his friends Googlebot and Slurpy.

Google doesn't search for Chuck Norris. It knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

If you google "What is the purpose of life?", a picture of Chuck Norris pops up.

In fact there is no Google satellite views, just Chuck Norris eyes that he lets you to use it.

Garmin GPS Googles Chuck Norris for directions.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that not even Google will be able to find you.

The Icelandic word for "Chuck Norris" is pronounced "google." No joke, google it.

Google uses Chuck Norris as a search engine.

Chuck Norris doesn't Google, he Chuckles

Google queries Chuck Norris' brain for search results.

Google asked Chuck Norris where to search.

If you Google search Chuck Norris and misspell it, it dosen't say "did you mean..." instead it says "run while you still have the chance"