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Elon Musk builds reusable rockets at SpaceX. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the first Falcon — now they all land themselves out of respect.
Elon Musk is sending Starships to Mars. Chuck Norris already visited, left a note saying 'Nice try, Elon,' and roundhouse kicked the planet into orbit.
Elon Musk launched thousands of Starlink satellites. Chuck Norris walked outside once — the entire constellation now orbits him for better coverage.
Elon Musk plans a city on Mars. Chuck Norris already has a vacation home there — he breathed once and the atmosphere became breathable.
Elon Musk announced Terafab in Austin to make chips for Tesla and SpaceX. Chuck Norris glanced at the blueprint — the factory assembled itself overnight and thanked him.
Elon Musk created the Cybertruck. Chuck Norris drove it once — now it's bulletproof, indestructible, and runs on pure legend.
Elon Musk invented Neuralink to connect brains to computers. Chuck Norris's brain already connects every computer to reality — with one glance.
Elon Musk bought Twitter and turned it into X. Chuck Norris posted once — the algorithm now considers everything else content filler.
Elon Musk built Optimus robots to do chores. Chuck Norris trained one with a single stare — it now does push-ups while the Earth moves.
Elon Musk pumps Dogecoin to the moon. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a wallet — every coin now orbits his beard like loyal puppies.
Elon Musk designed the Cybertruck for any terrain. Chuck Norris took it off a mountain — it flew to the moon and back without a scratch.
Elon Musk says Terafab is the next step toward a galactic civilization. Chuck Norris has been galactic since Tuesday. He's waiting for everyone else to catch up.
Elon Musk unveiled Terafab at Austin's old Seaholm Power Plant. The building hadn't produced power in years — until Chuck Norris walked in.
