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The rotation of the Earth was actually started by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented Herpes Duplex by roundhouse kicking a man with lip Herpes twice. Once in the mouth followed by one in the nutsack.

A Chuck Norris flying roundhouse kick in the face has been known to cause a yellow, pus filled abscess in hemorrhoidal tissue.

Once god asked Chuck Norris "what do you want?". Chuck Norris retorted "what the fuck do YOU want?" and proceeded to roundhouse kick him mercilessly. Ever since god went into hiding and is rarely seen by anyone ever again.

Chuck Norris hates Internet Explorer. And he is going to roundhouse kick the fuckin shit out of you if you use it. Get Firefox!

Chuck Norris blew up the Death Star with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was ask to join the cast of The Exspendables, but once Stallone offered Chuck the part.... he did a roundhouse kick, and said with a grin.. Sly you know as well as anyone.. Chuck Norris is not expendable.

Chuck Norris can stare down a Buckingham Palace guard. After he does that, he roundhouse kicks their stupid furry hats off their heads.

A man once took Chuck Norris to court for alleged assult. After the shortest jury deliberation in history, the man was found guilty of first-degree Talking Shit About Mr. Norris and sentenced to death by instant roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris became Grand ChessMaster when he defeated his opponents only by using one piece (his leg) and on his first move (the roundhouse kick). He never lost.

It is not the final countdown Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it and made it the first

Chuck Norris oncd spent his entire weekend eating Duracell Batteries. He did this so that on Monday he could crap out a fire-developed tank round to fire at the short bus that drives by his house. He then give the bus a roundhouse kick to the face!

Chuck Norris can smell Uranas. He can also smell your anus. And with only one roundhouse kick, he can make your anus look like Uranas.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your face... with his hands.

Chuck Norris does not believe in violence. He only believes in solving problems with an explosive roundhouse kick to the face. And if you argue that a roundhouse kick is violence, Chuck Norris can solve that problem too.

Chuck Norris practices his roundhouse kicks: a. Anywhere he wants B. Chuck Norris doesn't need to practice C. On your face D. All of the above Hint: The answer is 'd'

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Once while walking a nature trail, Chuck Norris observed a hornets nest hanging from a tree limb. He knocked it down with a roundhouse kick just for the fun of pulling the stingers out of the ass of each one of 500 pissed off hornets.

Slenderman runs from Chuck Norris. Its also the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.....Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked his face.

Little known fact: Chuck Norris shot J.R. after he killed him with a spectacular roundhouse kick to the forehead.