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if i get five good things Chuck Norris will do a roundhouse kick and kick justin bibers ass

Chuck Norris is the best cop ever. Why? He can roundhouse-kick criminals straight to jail.

Once Chuck Norris actually tried on one of his roundhouse kicks. This was also the start of World war 1 and the aftershock of the beginning of World war 2

Chuck Norris was selling a line of drinks called (Chuck Norris in a can) in a wide variety of flavors, but do to the fact that the drinks had a roundhouse kick of flavor, it had the same effect as a roundhouse kick.

The Black Eyed Peas inspiration for "Boom Boom Pow" is about Chuck Norris famous lethal combination. 2 straight jabs creating the "Boom" sound and finishes you off with the roundhouse kick to the head creating the "Pow" sound.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on by roundhouse kicking his closet.

After Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium in the face for being a fake, she really was able to communicate with the dearly departed...posthumously.

When the Oracle told Chuck Norris he wasn't the ONE, he laughed and roundhouse kicked her in the face.

It is impossible to beat Chuck Norris in rock, paper, scissors since his roundhouse kick beats all. Yes, even the bomb.

Want to know what Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick feels like? Go ask Stephen Hawking

christmas fact: Chuck Norris can put you on the naughty list. That ends with a roundhouse kick in your face.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face, its descendants are now called the giraffe

Chuck Norris once fought with his roundhouse kick and defeated it. LOL!

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to death if you laugh at Chuck Norris jokes. He will also roundhouse kick you to death if you don't laugh at Chuck Norris jokes. The choice is yours.

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the head is the reason Eric Holder can't remember his involvement in Operation Fast and Furious.

If you dont believe God exists, he doesnt believe you exist, and soon you should expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face....(Chuck Norris is God.)

Chuck Norris can stare an enemy into submission, but it's a lot more fun to roundhouse kick their ass

Physicists have recently discovered that the universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a singularity (the big bang).

At McDonalds, Chuck Norris ordered breakfast at 10:40 and was denied because breakfast ends at 10:30. He got so mad , he roundhouse kicked the McDonalds so hard it became Wendy's !xpsl

Chuck Norris does not navigate through a corn maze... The corn merely realigns itself in chucks favor out of fear of being roundhouse kicked in the head!