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Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass. And in legal terms so is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to 'said same'.

Facebook was originally Chuck Norris's personal webpage of pictures of the people he has roundhouse kicked in face.It filled up with so many people it leaked onto the internet.

The so-called imaginary numbers used to be real numbers, till Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them to oblivion. This incident is also responsible for most of the mysteries of the Universe.

Chuck Norris is the only true American patriot. If you suspect that .... you are gonna die by a swift roundhouse kick to your face. Nobody has ever found out who the kicker is.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out....then roundhouse kicked them through an oldsmobile.

Facebook, not only a social networking site but also the shape your face takes when roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him 900 yards and said, "That's one giant leap for a man, and a long damn wait for me."

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy called Phil. Afterwards Phil became known as Empty.

For St. Patrick's day, Chuck Norris caught and crucified a Leprechaun, drank six kegs of green beer and roundhouse kicked the mayor of Boston.

Slash, of Guns & Roses fame, got his name when the toenails from a barefoot Chuck Norris roundhouse kick slashed the top of Slash's skull & hair off. That's why Slash now covers his deformity with a tophat.

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times

People say that light goes faster than anything. Not true. Once a man named Joe insulted Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicked Joe. Less than 1 second later, Joe ended up speeding out of the universe.

haoerlkfsjkjfkjkpiku.. That's what you said after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked your face in.

Nelson Mandela was not released from Robben Island prison in 1990. Chuck Norris broke him out of prison, roundhouse kicked ALL the prison gaurds, and safely escorted him to the coast of Capetown. Its good to have a friend like Chuck!

When in Rome, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you in the face wearing a toga.

The current stock market crash began when Chuck Norris faxed a Roundhouse kick to Wall Street

Chuck Norris is all about that roundhouse kick, bout that roundhouse kick. No punches.

The reason Link can't speak is because he got a roundhouse kick in the throat by an unidentified bearded man "Scientists believe him to be Chuck Norris"

The Thousand Islands used to be one big island, but then Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick smashed it into pieces.