Search 8,871+ Chuck Norris Facts

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately got up, round-housed his dad right in the face and said "that's for sleeping with my mom"

The only thing that makes Chuck Norris fall asleep is the sound of his own laughter after he kills a kids family making them orphans.

when ppl sleep they count Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep on beds beds sleeps on Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kill you in your sleep even if you're wide awake.