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Chuck Norris once helped an old lady across the street. When a car did not stop, he roundhoused kicked it thus creating the first mini. When the old lady thanked him he roundhoused kicked her for good measure.

what goes around comes around. what goes around Chuck Norris gets a roundhouse kick and never comes around.

the last person to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was michael jackson. then he turned white

Chuck Norris invented roundhouse kicking season

Chuck Norris was model once a time..his measurments was 90-60-90.but upon a time he found roundhousekick and gain lots of muscles

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked micheal jackson so hard he flew across earth and came back white with his hair burning :)

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked somebody into outer space...and died

meteors, there is no such thing those are the victims that being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick cures the common cold. its to bad nobody has ever survived one of his kicks before.

In his spare time Chuck Norris likes to practice roundhouse kicks in corn fields, This is why we have crop circles!

How many Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick does it take for a nuclear explosion? 2

quick how do u spell Chuck Norris .............. in that time you would already be dead by a roundhouse kick to the face twenty times before you get to c

Elon Musk builds reusable rockets at SpaceX. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the first Falcon — now they all land themselves out of respect.

Elon Musk is sending Starships to Mars. Chuck Norris already visited, left a note saying 'Nice try, Elon,' and roundhouse kicked the planet into orbit.

Terafab aims to produce a terawatt of AI compute. Chuck Norris powers infinity — he roundhouse kicked dark energy, and now the universe runs on his energy.

The Boring Company digs hyper-fast tunnels. Chuck Norris dug one with a roundhouse kick — Vegas to LA now takes two seconds and a high-five.

Elon Musk pumps Dogecoin to the moon. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a wallet — every coin now orbits his beard like loyal puppies.

Starship explosions are just rapid unscheduled disassemblies. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one mid-explosion — it reassembled in mid-air and thanked him for the upgrade.

Tesla Plaid hits 0 to 60 in under two seconds. Chuck Norris is faster — he roundhouse kicks time itself and arrives yesterday.

Terafab targets 2-nanometer chips — the most advanced on Earth. Chuck Norris thinks 2 nanometers is too big. His roundhouse kicks operate at the Planck scale.