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A long time ago, in a galaxy far,far away.... Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the shit out of somebody.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your nuts your face implodes on itself.

Chuck Norris can fix stupid with duct tape but he prefers to fix it with a roundhouse kick to stupid's face.

Chuck Norris was a first responder but he quit because people wanted him to use the defibrillators, and not roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris on the cast of The Expendables 2 means the movie will consist of opening credits, one roundhouse kick, and closing credits. A single shot will not be fired.

When Chuck Norris watches Bubble Guppies, he gets pissed off and jumps into the TV and roundhouse kicks the motherf$&!ing sh*t out of them.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

The only person who can defeat Chuck Norris in the first round of an MC battle is MC Greeney. Chuck subsiquently roundhouse kicks Greeney in the face and kills him.

Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked billy ray cyrus for mileys twerking

You know when you have that feeling that you've seen all of this before....... That's just your life flashing before your eyes after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you in the face.

In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated.

annoying orange is just a example what consequence can Chuck Norris do with roundhouse kick

the reason the Grudge crokes is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in the throat

Chuck Norris went to walmart once to buy a new laptop. they told him which was the best price. it was the $9.99 so chuck roundhouse kicked them and said i never asked for the price

How do you spell roundhouse kick? C-h-u-c-k- N-o-r-r-i-s.(ignore this i needa say Chuck Norris)

only you can prevent forest fires, only Chuck Norris can prevent roundhouse kicks..he just doesn't try

Its called the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick because it's delivered by Chuck Norris and when it strikes you, your head spins around and then you fly into a house.

Hurricans, tornados, etc are caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the wind.

The power level for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is infinity.

when ever Chuck Norris enters a room the song "final count down" begins to play, followed shortly by a roundhouse kick to your face.