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Chuck Norris carved his Thanksgiving turkey with a roundhouse kick.

Someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the best kick. This has been noted in history as the worst mistake ever made.

During WWII Chuck Norris was drafted into the Army. He mercilessly roundhouse kicked everyone to death including Ally soldiers. Their resting place is now known as Arlington Cemetery.

"Iron Man" was originally going to be called "Chuck Norris: The Movie," but everyone who knew about it got roundhouse kicked. Afterwords, Chuck Norris hired Robert Downey Jr. and had the movie called "Iron Man"

A Chuck Norris sighting is considered extremely fortunate - if he did not roundhouse kick you.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to connect to knock you out with a roundhouse kick. He just needs to come close and the wind does the rest

Theres a computer virus named rndhsekck. If you open the virus, it roundhouse kicks you in the face..from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the balls, face, and back of the head at the same time.

Chuck Norris threw his first roundhouse kick on September 1st, 1945 at the age of five. The next day Japan surrendered -- coincidence ? I doubt it .

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man in a wheelchair in the ground people dug that fossil up it is now a handicap parking sign but really it is a warning that Chuck is coming

Scientists theorize that surviving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick would be worse than dying from it. Unfortunately no-one has survived one to confirm this theory.

Chuck Norris was originally going to be in Kombat Pack 2 for Mortal Kombat X. They cancelled him because 1 roundhouse kick kills the opponent instantly. FATALITY!

If Chuck Norris says "Lets have fun!", he actually wants to roundhouse kick you to space.

Life is like a brutal Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It's more spectacular than you will ever know.

If u spell CHUCK NORRIS without capitalizing his letters he'll wil roundhouse kick you 230,000,000 times less then a half a second and the only this u will see is your body in a coffin. It is a good thing that I capitalized his

Chuck Norris has a million Espurr. When they hug his legs, you better get the bleep out of there, or else you'll die a death worse than a roundhouse kick. Don't believe me? Have you even READ Espurr's Pokedex entries?

Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. "

Face your problems, unless your face is the problem which Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked PSY in the face Gangman Style.

If you ask Chuck Norris for his autograph, he'll dip his boot in a bucket of ink and roundhouse kick you in your face.