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Chuck Norris went to the bottom of the bottomless pit, he was so pissed there was a bottom, he roundhouse kicked it and now it truly is bottomless

If you don't make these jokes funny, Chuck Norris will run all the way around the world in a millasecond and roundhouse kick you in the face!

Life is like a box of chocolates until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cotton field in Mississippi instantly creating the first Levis factory as well as adorning his torso with a sleeveless denim vest

By some odd reason,Chuck Norris is everywhere.That means he can be roundhouse kicking you,and jesus at the same time.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you over the internet. Even if your computer is turned off. Or you don't have one.

The Internet was invented by Chuck Norris so that he could deliver roundhouse kicks worldwide from the comfort of his own home.

In order to sleep, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face approximately 754 times. Even then, he still tosses and turns a little.

Chuck Norris invented happiness when he spared a mans life, when the man told his family, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the jaw thus ending the man and adding another hair to Chuck's beard!

Chuck Norris can eat or drink anything without a single stop while doing roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this fact.

The most obvious upside to receiving a brutal Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is is that you will enter the afterlife knowing that you have died the most awesome death possible.

Chuck Norris can have his cake, eat it, then roundhouse kick you in the face with the extra power it gave him.

When Chuck Norris is in a particularly artistic mood, he likes to set up a large canvas and roundhouse kick people near it while wearing ice-skates.

Chuck Norris beat Pac-Man without doing anthing.He roundhouse kicked all of the ghosts until they had a pool of blood all over the screen and Chuck Norris commented "NOTHING STANDS CHUCK NORRIS'S FUCKING WAY!" That qualifies as doing nothing

Chuck Norris invented Hip Hop so that he could hate on Hip Hop artists and roundhouse kick them for his personal entertainment while watching Walker Texas Ranger on TV.

When Chuck Norris was once working at Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza, he punched the manager and roundhouse kicked Freddy Fazbear in the face.

Chuck Norris's jeans are so tight to prevent excess oxygen from reaching his legs and causing involuntary Roundhouse Kicks.

The formation of The Universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the singularity.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks saplings. This is because the saplings will turn into trees the instant after he does that.