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Chuck Norris once ate a full bottle of sleeping pills...they made him blink

Chuck Norris eats volcanoes for breakfast, and farts hurricanes while he sleeps.

Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep...He Waits.

Freddy Krueger can't sleep because he is afraid of Chuck Norris appearing in his dreams.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris does actually sleep - with his eyes wide open, rarely blinking.

The best part of waking up is not Foldgers in your cup. It's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.

Chuck Norris sleeps with anite lite, he is not afraid of the dark, it's afraid of him.

Kings, Queens and twins sleep on Chuck Norris sized beds. However, Chuck Norris sleeps ontop of a 14 story bunk bed.

Chuck Norris gets 10 hours of sleep every night between midnight and 4 a.m.

The reason why we have night time is because Chuck Norris commands the sun to go to sleep.

Every night when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his beard detatches itself, picks up a small knife and sprints towards the city in hopes to match his killcount.

When Freddy Krueger falls asleep , Chuck Norris appears to kick his ass!

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before Chuck Norris kills me in my sleep.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Another legend is that Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is three times deadlier asleep than anyone else is when they are awake.

Every night when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, his beard detaches itself, picks up a small knife and sprints towards the city in hopes to match his kill count.

I don't agree with the fact that Chuck Norris never sleeps, I think he does, we just don't now when and how long he sleeps, because his Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows when you're sleeping, Chuck Norris knows when you're awake, Chuck Norris knows if you've been bad or good, So be good, or your life he'll take.

when the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris