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Scientists estimated that the explosion of an entire galaxy releases energy equal to 1 CNRhK — one Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris does not buy butter. He roundhouse kicks cows and they turn into butter.
Chuck Norris does not shave. He roundhouse kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
Chaos Theory is based on Norris Theory. It is not butterfly wings that cause storms on the other side of the world. It is Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks during training.
The Round Table was destroyed by one of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.
Moses prayed. Chuck Norris opened the Red Sea with a single roundhouse kick.
The helicopter was invented after engineers observed Chuck Norris performing eight roundhouse kicks per second.
The agents in The Matrix can dodge bullets but they cannot dodge a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Before email was invented Chuck Norris attached messages to kittens and launched them with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris created all the world's accents by roundhouse kicking different people in different parts of their necks.
Facebook was created to count how many people still have not received a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never been charged with homicide because his roundhouse kick is legally recognized as an act of God.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to your face with some frequency.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true when thinking about a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough for a single roundhouse kick to hit all of them.
Chuck Norris accelerates hadron particles using roundhouse kicks.
In Chuck Norris's house a roundhouse kick to the face is the equivalent of a handshake.
Sting once took a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. The impact sent him flying to the middle of the Pacific Ocean, resulting in the song Message in a Bottle.