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Chuck Norris's beard eats cardboard and craps out steel.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris gargles ball bearings.

By the time you see Chuck Norris' beard, it's already too late.

Chuck Norris can power-shit a large ball bearing through your skull from half a mile away.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Chuck Norris drinks bear milk.

For 'American Sniper', Bradley Cooper got acting and beard-wearing tips from Chuck Norris.

There is a portal in Chuck Norris' beard that opens to Mr. T's mohawk.

Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug laid out on his family room floor. The Grizzly Bear isn't dead...it's just too afraid to move.

If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear. "

Chuck Norris has a beard made of Brillo Pads

"The Bride of Chucky" might be a scary movie. But "The Beard of Chuck" is even scarier... Chuck Norris FTW......

Chuck Norris had a bit of a mean streak, even as a child. He regularly enjoyed scaring his pet Grizzly Bear.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

When he was young, Chuck Norris wore a bear trap as teeth braces.