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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cher and turned back time.
Many people wonder why Star Wars begins with "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"... Well, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all the jedi, clones & other aliens in that galaxy and moved to ours.
Death once visited Chuck Norris,CHuck Norris said"DON'T EVER TELL CHUCK NORRIS WHEN HE DIES,I TELL YOU WHEN YOU DIE."Then Chuck delievered the most powerful roundhouse kick ever and even Death knew he did something wrong as he declined into hell.
The last person to attempt to emulate a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lost his kneecap due to the high intensity centrifugal force.
Chuck Norris reaches 11 on the Richter Scale, if you confront him and say it only goes to 10 you will recieve a roundhouse kick..which will reach 12.
The movement of subatomic air substance created from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks were recently accredited by physicists as allowing them to view the Higgs Boson Partical.
Chuck Norris never dances, he prefers roundhouse-kicking.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris. He them proceeded to roundhouse kick each and every one of them.
One time Sylvester Stallone got into an argument with Chuck Norris over who was the best knitter. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face. Stallone's lip hasn't been the same since.
Chuck Norris keeps pirhanas in his swimming pool. He feeds them one freshly roundhouse-kicked pool cleaner daily.
Chuck Norris beleives in downsizing government! That's why he once roundhouse kicked the Octagon. Today, its known as the Pentagon.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the winnyness out of Caillou.
Chuck Norris wishes you a Roundhouse Kicking New Year!
Chuck Norris fought the law, and the law got roundhouse kicked in the face
At birth, Chuck Norris immediately excised his parasitic twin, instantly roundhouse kicked his ass and threw him out the 10th story hospital room. We now know the parasitic twin as PeeWee Herman.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once attempted to throw a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. He was immediately arrested for fraud.
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to your solar plexus will cause your toenails to crack.
James Bond says his name twice to introduce himself. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the Earth, It's been spinning ever since....
There are plenty of Chucks, but only one Chuck Norris- he roundhouse kicks anyone named after him.