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If Chuck Norris really likes you, he can make a single roundhouse kick last five hours.

Chuck Norris has a job. His job is to roundhouse kick people. He gets a million dollars if he does. then hes done.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a black person so hard he turned white

Chuck Norris was never born. he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers whom and proceded on kicking the rest of the doctors to.

When Chuck Norris was younger, he wore cowboy boots, had a red beard and could deliver a fatal roundhouse kick. Knowing this one could imply that Chuck Norris has always been awesome.

Knock knock. Whos there? Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris who? Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick ya in the FACE

One day a man waves to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got mad and roundhouse kicked him in the face today we know him know as the elephant man.

Chuck Norris can knock you down with a feather. But he prefers a savage roundhouse kick to the brain.

It is possible to look to the left and right at the same time with just a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris wants bacon, he roundhouse kicks a pig until it is dead.

The first roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris made Pangaea turn into six different continents, THEN he decided which was the North and South

Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.

Chuck Norris does not believe in discrimination based on sex, age, race, religion, culture or geography - when it comes to his roundhouse kicks.

What is the definition of infinity? The number of people Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked in the face.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman over the telephone.

Chuck Norris and Cookie Monster once had a contest to see who ate the most cookies. At the end, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cookie Monster in the head.

The Draught of Living Death is not a magical potion or anything like it, it's not even liquid. It's the state of a human which, by some hell of an accident, survived a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

When Elon Musk needs advice, he texts Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris responds with a roundhouse kick emoji that hasn't been invented yet.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes so he can accidentally roundhouse kick kids in the neck.

Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.