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Chuck Norris was asked to donate blood. He proceed to donate 6 quarts... Simply by roundhouse kicking the flabotomist.

A man once told Chuck Norris that he and everyone would be wise to learn to "expect the unexpected" in life's journey. Chuck Norris then immediately roundhouse kicked the man in the face and said, "did you expect that?"

If Chuck Norris had a penny for each roundhouse kick he delivered, the world supply of iron would have been long gone.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all the American out of Johnny Depp.

Why did Chuck Norris hasn't appeared on any mortal kombat games. Simple, the name says it all. "mortal". Also there won't be any fatality tha will work on him, he will just roundhouse kick anyone either he wins or loose.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all the masculinity out of Justin Bieber, which all landed inside P!nk.

One day Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a building killing thousands of while drinking a diet coke on a sunny day.

Deepfake technology can make anyone look like anyone else. Nobody has ever successfully deepfaked Chuck Norris because the footage roundhouse kicks the algorithm.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, killed Kenny, and killed Mr. Boddy in the hall with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris went to court once, and he lost. He roundhouse kicked the judge in the head so hard that all of justice became blind.

When Chuck Norris wants something, the person standing next to him better goddamn give it to him within the next two seconds or die by the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick you in the face so hard, archaeologists from thousands of years from now will find your skull fragments in the next continent encrusted with diamonds.

I got an e-roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. My cheeks are still swollen.

When you die, Chuck Norris will find your grave and roundhouse kick you.

Chuck e cheese was actually gonna be called: Chuck Norris cheese. it was then changed for being too violent. Every animatronic for Chuck Norris cheese was violent because they do roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris invented the word 'oblivion' so his roundhouse victums would have a place to find themselves kicked into.

The number on tombstones aren't years; there just how many times Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that person in the face.

If Chuck Norris had a pennie for every time he roundhouse kicked someone, he would be the richest man ever.

Davy Crockett shot his first bear when he was only 3. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his first bear into oblivion when he was only 6 months old.

When you tell Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris fact, he laughs. And then roundhouse kicks you in the face.