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Chuck Norris doesn't cry over spilled milk, because it was his roundhouse kick that split the cow in half.

Chuck Norris can kill a werewolf with a wooden stake, a vampire with a silver bullet, and anything with a roundhouse kick.

Someone once told Chuck Norris his hair looked good. He roundhouse kicked him in the face and told him that he made the hair look good.

The song "Final Countdown" is about a man's last second after being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man so hard, he turned into a gorilla!

Every Easter, Chuck Norris like to celebrate by using his powers as a necromancer to resurrect Jesus Christ, then immediately roundhouse kick him to death again.

Everyone is entitled to Chuck Norris' opinion...or a roundhouse kick to the jaw.

A kid once had test. Not knowing what to do, the kid wrote "Chuck Norris" for every answer. He got a perfect score, but Chuck Norris came and roundhouse kicked him for using his name in vain.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the man who shot Liberty Vallance.

Elmo was originally blue and had a deep voice. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him 4 times. The last kick changed his voice.

Never brag to Chuck Norris that you have the latest smart phone, he will roundhouse kick you in the face and tell you "there is no app for that"

Chuck Norris invented Breeding so that he could Roundhouse Kick Newborns.... Twice

Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second.

A black hole singularity is actually the end result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick your ass unless you submit a Chuck Norris fact.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the snot out elephants & hangs them on the ceiling for birthday party decorations.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Neo out of Zion, now Neo is "The Two"

The automobile air bag was originally a failed invention to try and soften a blow from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

You become aware that Chuck Norris has just roundhouse kicked you in the face when you reach over your shoulder to rub something off your back and find out it's the floor.

Remember what happens in the movie "Candyman" when you say his name three times if you try to say Chuck Norris name three times you wouldn't get the chance to say the last two before he roundhouse kicks your face.