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Chuck Norris doesn't need money, his beard is accepted currency in over 30000 countries.

Terafab will crank out billions of AI chips for Optimus and Tesla. Chuck Norris thinks once — every chip in the fab upgrades itself and bows to the beard.

Elon Musk pumps Dogecoin to the moon. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a wallet — every coin now orbits his beard like loyal puppies.