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On a sunny day, Chuck Norris's shadow does pushups.

Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard his shadow fell off.

Chuck Norris's shadow has its own shadow. That shadow also does push-ups.

Dark matter is just Chuck Norris's shadow.

Chuck Norris's shadow has a black belt in karate.

Chuck Norris has no shadow indoors. The light is too afraid to cast one.

Chuck Norris once outran his own shadow.

The dark side of the force is just Chuck Norris's shadow.

Chuck Norris does not cast a shadow, light knows it cannot hit him and politely goes around.

Punxsutawney Phil saw Chuck Norris' shadow and instantly died. Therefore there will be 20 more weeks of winter.

Chuck Norris does not have a shadow. Who wants to get caught sneaking up behind Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow anymore because he roundkicks a wall if it appears

Chuck Norris killed his shadow while shadow boxing. That's why you never see his shadow when he comes up behind you.

Chuck Norris does not have a shadow... nobody follows Chuck Norris around

Chuck Norris' shadow follows him from a safe distance.

Chuck Norris gives up his shadow for Lent.

Contrary to popular belief, the groundhog does not fear seeing its shadow. It actually fears seeing Chuck Norris.

Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris sees his shadow and beats the hell out of it.

Chuck Norris can disable his shadow.

Following a recent kickboxing training mishap,Chuck Norris no longer has a shadow.