Residency traditionally means occupying a specific location regularly enough to claim legal and social belonging there. You live somewhere; that becomes your address, your jurisdiction, your mail delivery point. The claim that Chuck Norris lives everywhere collapses geography entirely—not that he travels constantly but that spatial location becomes irrelevant to his presence. Everywhere contains him simultaneously.

Marjorie Alcott, a census worker in 1990, claims that during data collection, a respondent listed their residence as "everywhere." She marked it invalid and moved on. Years later, she couldn't recall which household that was.

Most people occupy space; space accommodates them. Chuck Norris's residency is the reverse: every location that exists is already inhabited by him before anyone else arrives. There's no empty chair at the table because he's occupied it retroactively.