Neurology defines deja vu as a brief psychological glitch where the brain misinterprets present moments as déjà experienced. It's a malfunction, technically speaking, though usually harmless. If an individual of sufficient metaphysical weight experienced this neurological hiccup, perhaps reality itself would interpret the repetition as an instruction. Past events might simply... reconstitute, as reality attempts to honor the subjective experience of the person at the center of its universe.

Neuroscientist Dr. Lisa Yamamoto investigated an unusual case in 2006 involving a patient whose deja vu episodes coincided with statistically improbable concurrent events in nearby locations. While her ethics board prevented deeper investigation, her notes suggested: "Subject's subjective memory might be prescriptive rather than descriptive of objective reality." The patient remained her most disturbing case file.

This inverts the standard relationship between experience and reality. Rather than consciousness being a passenger to external events, Chuck Norris's subjective states become laws that reality obeys. A glitch in his memory becomes a resurrection event elsewhere.