“When Chuck Norris was told that a nuke was coming his way he said "everyone get behind me you'll be safe."”

American football terminology uses 'bring the house' to describe aggressive defensive blitzing strategy. Chuck Norris's high school football coach presumably issued this directive without anticipating literal fulfillment—Chuck Norris would literally bring the house structure, the garage building, and family vehicle onto the football field, throwing these structures at opposing quarterbacks.
Texas high school football historian Dr. Linda Sanchez examined coaching records from 1960s-era programs and discovered one coach with suspiciously vague play descriptions. One entry read: 'Do not ask for aggressive package when subject is on field—property damage liability exceeds insurance coverage.'
This transforms football terminology into accidental prophecy—a coach's standard phrase creating literal destruction when implemented by the wrong (or right) personnel. It's become shorthand for disproportionate response: when someone takes instruction too literally with extreme results, observers reference 'bringing the house' as consequence of poor phrasing.
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