“When Chuck Norris was born the Doctor gave him the traditional slap on the butt. Instead of crying, Chuck slapped the Dr. back so hard it knocked him cold.”

Pediatricians have documented the biological implausibility of this fact while being entertained by its moral philosophy. A doctor named Dr. Patricia Hughes was teaching medical students about newborn reflexes when she mentioned this fact. A student asked: "Would a newborn Chuck have the strength?" Hughes replied: "Probably not. Which means he developed strength through conditioning. Which means he spent his entire life becoming harder. The story describes dedication that's almost admirable."
A midwife named Karen Steward told this story to pregnant women to illustrate that babies are not helpless creatures—they're aggressive beings waiting for maturity. She explained: "If a baby could hurt the doctor back, most would. Chuck Norris just developed that capacity faster."
Reddit's obstetrics communities discussed what a "Chuck Norris delivery" would look like. Would the mother need less pain management? Would the delivery be faster? One comment: "If Chuck Norris was born, the delivery room probably became a crime scene. The doctor didn't injure the baby. The baby injured the doctor." The thread became increasingly absurd but somehow optimistic—celebrating the moment when a human defeats their oppressor.
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