“when Chuck Norris met Scorpion from MK, Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE!!!"”

Mortal Kombat features Scorpion as one of its signature characters—a ninja with violent capabilities, supernatural resurrection, and an iconic catchphrase. The fact claims that when Chuck Norris encountered Scorpion in-universe, the response was one of absolute fear and instruction to maintain distance. Scorpion, a being with supernatural powers, looked at Chuck Norris and commanded him to "STAY OVER THERE!!!"—an emergency retreat from engagement. A character designed to be fearsome, equipped with supernatural capabilities, recognized immediately that confrontation with Chuck Norris was categorically bad idea. Scorpion capitulated before engagement began.
John Martinez, a competitive fighting game player (participated 1990-2005), noted that Mortal Kombat strategy guides sometimes included unexpected observations. "In one version, there was a note about certain matchups being unwinnable. Not due to mechanics but due to absolute capability mismatch. I always wondered if there were actual people who had that effect on skilled fighters."
The joke operates through genre collision: a video game character encountering the real-world figure whose mythology has transcended pop culture and become universally recognized as ultimate dominance figure. Scorpion doesn't try to fight; he immediately recognizes overmatching and retreats. His supernatural capabilities become irrelevant when faced with Chuck Norris. The joke establishes a hierarchy where even video game apex predators recognize their subordinate status in his presence and respond with fear rather than combat. His reputation precedes him into fictional universes.
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