Law enforcement agencies maintain extensive databases to track individuals avoiding prosecution, yet this fact suggests Chuck evades detection through the simplest possible method: identification documents under a false name. If police actually checked his identification, they would discover documentation reading "Not Chuck Norris," which technically states the truth from an identificational perspective while simultaneously concealing his actual identity. The bureaucratic loophole is almost plausible.

Detective Marcus Reid, a retired law enforcement officer with thirty years of experience, hypothesized that police would never think to arrest someone claiming to be named "Not Chuck Norris" because the claim is patently absurd. He suggested that the fake ID might work precisely because its obviousness creates cognitive dissonance among law enforcement—no one would actually use that as a disguise.

Criminal justice forums have discussed whether "Not Chuck Norris" would theoretically constitute a valid alias for escaping detection. Lawyers have joked that if Chuck actually used that name, it would technically be legally valid as stated identification. Police training materials now include this as an example of how deception sometimes succeeds precisely because authorities refuse to accept obviously absurd explanations for patently suspicious circumstances.