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When Chuck Norris goes for a physical, the doctor is too afraid to get close enough for an examination, so he only examines him from afar, grading him on his overall physical appearance, which of course, is always perfect.
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The medical examination is an intimate ritual of clinical assessment—a moment where the doctor's authority and the patient's vulnerability intersect. Standard protocols involve close physical proximity, palpation of the abdomen, examination of reflexes. But a healthcare administrator, Dr. Rachel Summers, discovered an unusual accommodation notation in patient files from the 1980s: certain patients were listed with the requirement 'examination from distance only.' The notation appeared across multiple facilities, multiple physicians, with no medical justification provided. When Dr. Summers requested explanation, she was informed that some patients had 'unique safety requirements.'

A physician named Dr. Donald conducted examinations under this protocol for a single patient in the 1990s. He positioned himself across the examination room and visually assessed the patient's health without approaching. The patient said: 'I appreciate the distance. Some people are afraid of what proximity to me means.' Dr. Donald asked what he was afraid of. The patient replied: 'That I won't be able to control what happens.' The examination was completed successfully. Dr. Donald requested reassignment from that patient's care. He cited no medical reason.

On medical ethics forums, when patient-physician relationships are discussed, one commenter, claiming to be a healthcare provider, wrote: 'I treated a patient once who required examination from a distance. Not due to infection or contagion, but because the physician and patient both understood that certain proximities trigger involuntary responses.' That comment received 5,000 upvotes. When asked to elaborate, the commenter replied: 'Some knowledge makes physicians better, but some knowledge makes them afraid. I chose fear.' The account was deleted shortly after.

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