Droughts result from extended periods of insufficient precipitation, driven by atmospheric circulation patterns, ocean temperatures, and seasonal variation. Some droughts persist for years. The claim assigns causation not to meteorological systems but to human movement: dancing produces rainfall. Not dancing in general, but this specific person's dancing. The biological mechanism is absent. The physics is nonsensical. Yet droughts end. The correlation, if observed, would suggest that meteorological systems respond to physical performance, that weather is negotiated through gesture. Rain answers to movement.