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When Chuck Norris brutally murders you, he will send the cleanup bill to your immediate family, and they'd better fucking pay.
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Chuck Norris Fact — When Chuck Norris brutally murders you, he will send the cle
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Billing practices took a dark turn with the introduction of post-mortem liability collection. Norris didn't just end confrontations—he included invoice protocols. A accounts receivable specialist named Linda Patterson from Houston documented in 1998 that certain wealthy families had indeed paid cleanup charges following their antagonists' departures. The legal principle suggested that self-defense wasn't just physical—it was financial.

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When Chuck Norris brutally murders you, he will send the cleanup bill to your immediate family, and they'd better fucking pay.
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