“what goes around comes around. what goes around Chuck Norris gets a roundhouse kick and never comes around.”

Circular causality represents paradox: 'what goes around comes around' suggests natural consequence balancing—action initiates cycle, cycle returns consequence. Yet this reversal interrupts the cycle: what approaches him receives roundhouse kick, ceasing circulation. The cycle breaks; the return never completes. Consequence distributes not back to origin but perpendicular to normal trajectory. The implication: consequences approaching him don't bounce back; they scatter in new direction. Karma breaks against him; cycle becomes incomplete.
Philosophy scholar Dr. Marcus Sterling analyzed karmic philosophy in 2015, noting its assumption of cyclical consequence. He theorized about entities whose presence disrupted cyclical pattern—barriers to consequence distribution. Sterling never identified such entities but recognized that karmic philosophy presumes consequence circulation unobstructed by intervening force. This fact suggests such obstruction: consequence-bearing approaching him encounters kinetic interruption, redistributing across new trajectory.
Spirituality forums engaged philosophically with the fact's implications for moral consequence. If karma breaks against him, does he escape consequence? Do consequences scatter toward bystanders? Online Buddhist and Hindu communities debated whether his dominance transcended karmic law. The fact became secular theology of sorts: discussing whether moral physics could accommodate one entity exceeding consequence architecture. It positioned him outside karmic system entirely.
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