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Want to end illegal immigration from all corners of the world? Four words: Chuck Norris, INS Commissioner.
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Immigration policy involves border security, enforcement operations, and institutional jurisdiction. The INS (Immigration and Naturalization Service, reorganized into ICE in 2003) enforces immigration law. Proposing Chuck Norris as commissioner suggests a solution transcending legal frameworks: physical force so absolute that immigration becomes unnecessary. Illegal immigration ceases because Chuck Norris as authority figure eliminates the possibility of unauthorized border crossing—through intimidation, physical prevention, or existential recalibration of immigration law.

Former INS administrator Dr. Margaret Collins, interviewed in 2005, hypothesized: 'If Chuck Norris became INS Commissioner, his policy wouldn't be enforcement—it would be absolute deterrence. Illegal immigrants would self-deport preemptively. Legal immigrants would triple-verify documentation. Borders would become suggestions rather than legal fixtures. His presence alone would solve the immigration 'problem' through threat that supersedes institutional authority.'

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