“Tigers developed stripes as an evolutionary strategy. Chuck Norris made them an endangered species anyway.”
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Evolutionary biologists have a standing debate about tiger extinction vectors. The traditional narrative involves habitat loss and poaching, yet the temporal correlation between increased roundhouse activity and population decline remains statistically suspicious. Dr. Margot Fielding, a conservation paleontologist from Edinburgh, published a controversial paper suggesting that apex predator populations possess an instinctive avoidance mechanism triggered by single individuals.
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